Stranger Things You See in a Thrift Store

Originally I was going to wait a couple of months before doing another Thrift Store post, but it turns out that today is National Thrift Store Day, so this seemed like an appropriate way to celebrate. 

So, once again, let's dive into the strange world of things you can find in a thrift store.

I was trying to come up with a caption guessing what the presidents might be listening to that would result in a Hamilton joke, but then I realized that I already knew exactly what these guys would be rocking out to:

Nothing to see here; just Darth Vader, riding a bike and walking his AT-AT

OK, maybe a little less humorous, but here's a tip for shoppers from the employees: if you decide you don't want to buy the clothes you've been lugging around in your cart, the best place to put it is next to the dressing room, so we can find it and put it away for other people to buy. Hiding your entire shopping cart under the furniture where we find it two weeks later is possibly the worst place you can leave it.

This would be the Hawaiian shirt for the sailor who never managed to pass all his knots in boy scouts.

Up for debate.

For all the scouters reading this

"One of these drawers is not like the others, one of these drawers just doesn't belong"

I thought at first this was some kind of canopic jar, but my brother pointed out to me that this is a drinks mixer. Kind of takes all the fun out of it.

I'm not sure if this is Santa Cow, or if the cow is failing to cosplay Over the Garden Wall

I didn't know we were hosting the annual Elmo Convention this year...

These shoes are actually my size and I am more tempted than my budget should allow

OK, seriously, where do people find these t-shirts???

Good advice.

That's it for tonight. Happy National Thrift Shop Day!